Monday, July 2, 2007

Welcome to Beautiful Rancho Cucamonga!

One of the fastest growing cities in the Inland Empire, Rancho Cucamonga offers luxuries seldom afforded to Southern Californians -- parking lots, open space, large identical homes in densely packed planned communities, a minor league baseball team (The Quakes), and a service-based economy.

What more could you want?

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How about the only Buffalo Wild Wings in the State of California? Yeah, the RC's got it! Formerly Bw-3s, and affectionately known as B-Dubs, Buffalo Wild Wings gives you the kind of hot wings you'd find at any respectable Midwestern eatery. And you can find them here, in beautiful Rancho Cucamonga.

But wait -- there's more!

You can also find:

* Chick-fil-A
* The Buckle
* Anchor Blue
* Hollister
* New York & Co.
* Sbarro
* TGI Friday's

And many other forgotten gems from suburbarural mega-malls.

Too Middle-America for you? Are you looking for something a little more, let's say, Pasadenish? Don't worry. RC also has an Anthropologie, Cheesecake Factory, CPK, Yardhouse and PF Chang's.

Just imagine -- you, too, could live and work in RC; gaining employment in one of these fine establishments, spending your hard-earned wages at someone else's fine establishment, providing wages for them to spend at your fine establishment, and vice versa, and on and on, ad infinitum, forever and ever.

Visit today!


Drew said...

Oh, God.
I want Chick-Fil-A.
I want it soooo bad.

Carrie said...

Aside from Rancho Cucamonga, you can also get some bonafide suburban eats at The Bennigans in lovely Glendale, or Sonic in Anaheim.

The Frustrated Dinosaur said...

Plus, it's like nearly a whole hour closer to Vegas. When are we moving to the RC?