Monday, July 2, 2007

Scene: Our Daily Bread

(Two twenty-something male assistants with messenger bags rummage through loaves of bread in the Ralph's on Miracle Mile.)

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Tall Assistant: I don't know if I like this bag.

Short Assistant: Really?

Tall Assistant: Yeah, the strap is bothering me.

Short Assistant: Yeah, you're going to have to get a different strap.


Tall Assistant: Which one did he want?

Short Assistant: I don't know.

(Tall Assistant grabs a loaf)

Tall Assistant: What's this? Rye?

Short Assistant (interrupts): Oh, this one only has one gram!

Tall Assistant: That'll work.

(The assistants leave the bread aisle)

~End scene~

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