Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Code Green

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you tried to board a flight without a government-issued photo ID?


1. The TSA officer picks up a radio and calls in a Code Green.

2. Another TSA officer walks up and helps the first one fill out some paperwork.

3. You walk through the Puffer, a machine designed to search your body for explosives and narcotics by shooting short blasts of air all over your body (Think the glaucoma test at the optometrist, but everywhere.)


(Yes. It tickles.)

4. Yet another TSA officer searches your bags and dusts your electronic devices and shoes.

5. You get a pretty blue stamp on your boarding pass and proceed to your departure gate.


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Pelagia said...

Interesting to know.